November 1

DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS!!! halloween ended yesterday, so put your god damn tree up xxxx

Person 1: Its november 1st
Person 2: lets go get a treee!!!!!

by bleepbloopblah December 13, 2023

1/2

One half of your demise in text forme, often used by a homewrecker In disguise.

1/2 I’m not cheating(What she did that night)

2/2 I love you no one else( I use you beeeœtch)

by YoungMoody February 17, 2021

2/3 1/3

someone who is 2/3 brown skin and 1/3 dark skin

alt def: nickname for someone who is the nicest person 2/3 of the time and the complete opposite 1/3 of the time

She is so 2/3 1/3

by amb0723 October 14, 2020

`/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt

ABSOLUTE HIGHEST BIGGEST LEVEL OF BORDEOM! I DONT GET HOW YOU ARE THIS BORED! ITS WAY TO IMPOSSIBLE TO BE THIS BORED!

Brother: Vivian, Did You Do Your Homework?
*Brother Looks At Vivians Screen*
Vivians screen: `/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt
Brother: You Are That Bored!? How About I Drop You Off At Kayla's House After You Finish Your Homework.

by Mooci000 May 4, 2022

BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 1

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 BJS 10 rose's 10 sangs

9 ganBJrastas 1 g.cap. Player 1 can choose from BJ sang or rose's Player 2 can only choose the ganBJrastas and the g.cap. Player 2 can only play the g.cap last after the ganBJrastas are jumped off the board. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 1 the first banging backwards board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 14, 2022

2+2=4-1

The great big shaq once told the biggest mathematical theorem which was 2+2+4-1 which was hardest question

are you able to solve this "2+2=4-1"
yea i can
OH MY GOD ARE YOU BIG SHAQ
yes i'm

by not big shaq November 2, 2017

person √-1

the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.

Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that

by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025