The act of slapping an inferior being with a low-top Chuck Taylor shoe, most commonly in the face, usually in the form of a sneak attack from behind.
Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)
Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)
After the peasant's unsanctioned disrespect, it was essential that he received a swift chuck slap. He was lucky I didn't peasant splat his ass.
by Mershon Jr. December 7, 2011

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
by Andy grapes May 5, 2018

by Josh Garcia June 29, 2024

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023

by Madswagerz January 27, 2017

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021
