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Mexican MudPie

Is where sawdust gets stuck in your asscrack from all the ass sweat
Man, it's so hot out today that I think I have got a Mexican MudPie brewing
by Kizz9 July 6, 2022
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Mexican handoff

An erotic duel between two men which involves each party giving the other a handjob using hot sauce as lubrication. The loser is the first man which either orgasms or surrenders due to the burning first
They settled their argument with a Mexican handoff using the leftover Taco Bell fire sauce from last night
by mexiboy365 June 1, 2024
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Mexican Sleepover

When your friend passes out at an intersection, preferably under a street light.
Kyle got so drunk he had a Mexican sleepover on east and cedar.
by PeenileKyle June 21, 2019
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Mexican Cheeseburger

When your girl is on her period so you can't have sex with penetration, but she wants your cum anyways , you masturbate on the string hanging out of her pussy and smear it around.
Girl: I want a Mexican cheeseburger tonight, babe.
by Silvercheese October 22, 2022
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Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.
I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.
by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024
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Mexican Jedi Shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020
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Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.
-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream
by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020
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