Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

Mexican Hotbox

Similar to an Indian hotbox, except it's when you and the lads eat too many tacos and turn that car into a heaping cloud of swamp ass.

"Holy shit Taylor you better slow down on that Taco Bell, or were gunna be in for a stank Mexican hotbox later.

by Tightassnoswass August 24, 2016

Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.

Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!

by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023

mexican snowwash

When you cum in a girl's ass and she facts it back in your face

Jimmy gave Sue a Mexican snowwash

by Nicksabrowsky February 27, 2021

mexican cigars

Taquitos.

Hey, you got any mexican cigars left?

by hintss May 17, 2016

Mexican chorizo sandwich

To be involved in a threesome that involves two white women when your Mexican.

Dude did you see Pedro leave the bar with those two fat white chicks last night?

Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!

by Shanemane September 13, 2021

Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022