both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 01, 2020
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Squibling the beans

Shittin, pissin and vomiting at the same time
Person 1: " bruh I had food poisoning and was squibling the beans last night"
Person 2: " ache :/"
by Dingleflap69420 June 14, 2021
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afro bean

An afro bean is a black hispanic
stfu that’s why ur an afro bean
by enna😦 March 16, 2023
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Beans

A beans is a cocker spaniel. Say you were walking down the street and you saw a cocker spaniel, one would say LOOK AT THAT LIL BEANS!! Another definition for beans is Money, say you wanted juul toots and someone said "u got a bean" that means u got a dollar. The last definition of Beans is Xanax, one would say "I just popped a bean" or "Im off like three beans".
Look at that Beans!
U gotta a bean?
Im off like 3 beans!
by HoosYourDaddy October 04, 2017
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Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.
I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.
by Obladi Oblada December 09, 2014
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green bean

a person who is for the streets
a person that is wayy too friendly
Person 1: “Did you hear how he flirting with another girl while she wasn’t around bro?”
Person 2: “Damn that boy is a green bean.”
by anonymous October 17, 2023
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