Ass guy

A man that loves thick asses on women, and often fantasizes about them

Thigh guy: Look at Rebecca's thick ass thighs!!
Ass guy: Nah, that's not the best part! I could use her ass as a fucking pillow!

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023

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boob guy

A guy that loves the big tits of a woman and fantasizes about them

Thigh guy: Look at Rebecca's thick thighs!
Ass guy: That's not even the best part! I could use her ass as a pillow!
Boob guy: Both of you are wrong! Her bust is the most beautiful part of her body!

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023

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im guy

someone misspelled saying "im gay" when typing

bro: lemme send u this pornhub video rq
me: nah im guy, remember
bro: oh yeahhhh u only came out a week ago
me: yeah send me any ghey pn you find

by devemporer October 29, 2023

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Brooklyn Guy Effect

A type of depression a sports fan goes through after his team loses a major match

Person 1: Why is bob depressed?
Person 2: He is going through the Brooklyn guy effect

by LeUgljan October 30, 2023

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skinny guy

A man without much muscle or fat, typically packing a huge cock

"I hooked up with that skinny guy yesterday, and my god, was he hung!"
"It's true, skinny guys always have the biggest dicks."

by justalilguy November 7, 2023

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Guy 99

He is just in the void..?

Best friends with 89, 79, 59, 49, 39, 29.

Guy 69 is uh... "In Purgatory".

Guy 99: H̵̢͙̲̫̫̲̺̲͚́̂̉̿͂̉̅̿̍͠ͅͅe ̛̘̻̞̳̙̈̐͑̓̈́̚ͅl̶̛̝̫̩͔̯̼̼̼̄̀̔̈́̒̂̏͗́̓͘͜͝p̵̢̮̜̖̹̗͔̑̈͒͊͋̀̍̇͒͆͝ ̵̻̹̩̥̮͍̩͓̗̩̗͍͙͘͘ṁ̶̧̻̫̫̻̭̞̩͈͖̜͕̹̑̊̕ͅȅ̶̡͇̤̙̭̬͛̌̈́̿̊̋̎̔̓͠͝ę̶̢̛̮͕̳̘̻̠͖̿̽̒͐̓͗͐̑͐͘̚͝ȩ̴͚̩̗̤̙̤̬͈̥͍̭̟͍͒͂͑̐͐̒̑̈́͂̓̚e ̡̡̨͍̭̩̩̻̮̣̮̒̾ȩ̵̧̺̝̠̗̦̟̌̌ ☝🕆✡ 🖰🖲✍

by Crowie The Crow November 7, 2023

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