Dirty Malte

Carrys around a lighter but doesnt smoke

Theo: Look at that dude carrying around a lighter
Ella: Bet he doesn’t smoke, he’s doing a real dirty Malte

by User420575378 May 18, 2020

Dirty Lukacs

When you spray-paint your dick red to match your dogs red rocket penis.

That guy was nasty. He did a Dirty Lukacs on that chick.

by Spruckles July 13, 2021

Dirty lui

A dirty Lui is when you are fingering your nan while your grandad shits on her fingers at the same time as she's toe fucking your mother in law and you are all watching chicken little.

Last night i walked in on my brother doing a dirty lui

by Dirty lui May 22, 2021

Dirty Cameron

When you’re fucking you’re coworker in your work parking lot and you start sucking his dick and your stomach does a big URP and you and him both think you just threw up on his dick but really you just burned.

I’ll never fuck her again. Not after we had that Dirty Cameron scare.

by Nasty Ginger June 7, 2022

Dirty Kirwin

When your dick has gone weeks without being properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin

"Dude check this out..."
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"

by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015

dirty lamprey

when people with multiple rows of teeth give a blow job (teeth are always in contact with member)

That horse mouth decided to give me a dirty lamprey

by joe Lamprey May 25, 2010

Dirty Dunkin'

Consists of taking a shit on the floor just beside the toilet. The name refers to the act of dunking (basketball), yet in the case of a "dirty dunkin'", it really needs to be performed outside of the "rim," which makes the name ironic; otherwise it doesn't qualify as a dirty dunkin'. The name also refers to the first known dirty dunkin'*. While recommended being performed in a public area, it could be, theoretically, be done inside a private property.

*The first known dirty dunkin' took place inside a Dunkin' Donuts, in the small american city of Campton (NH).

Joe Lacrass did a dirty dunkin' in the men's locker room (again)!

by Disco Gringo May 9, 2022