Urban Dictionary

The place you go when you are too ashamed to admit to your friends you have wasted too much time on a computer and lost touch with the 'young generation' you're supposed to be a part of.

Friend: "God damn, that's rad!"
You: "Haha, yeah!"
You: *looks up word*
You: *for whatever reason looks up the word 'Urban dictionary'* ... Hello btw.
You: "wtf ?! ... "

by Meta_is_still_Facebook February 5, 2022

Urban dictionary

A magical place where you look up your friends.

"Urban dictionary says you have a big dick."

by masterbacon2357 February 7, 2022

Urban-dictionary

The place where you are reading this. You are stupid to not know the name of the site you are on...

Man : Howzit brew!
Woman: what is howzit?
Man: search it on urban-dictionary.

by HelloWorld.o February 9, 2022

Urban Dictionary

a failed way to make a dictionary on slang, thanks to maniacs like me.
it's now Wikipedia but Twitter

Urban Dictionary is a dictionary online

by urban dictionary is 4chan February 9, 2022

Urban dictionary

A place where every fucking name has something nice writen too it

Person 1: I like the urban dictionary
Person 2: me too

by Crazyguy21212 February 10, 2022

Urban dictionary

stupid

Urban dictionary is stupid and it can suck my platonic cock

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The place to define your best friend's name, make up fake holidays, and fictional, disgusting sexual acts. All tied up with one beautiful bow of stupidity.

Guy 1: Yeah so I was on Urban Dictionary and I looked up my own name. Turns out 'Jacob' is both somebody who is 'extremely attractive, smart, funny, nice, popular but still unique, cute' and also a disgusting sexual act I refuse to define.
Guy 2: Oh cool! Turns out my birthday is the day when rape is apparently legal!

by ISwearImNotATroll October 2, 2021