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urban dictionary

A no-account ("nocount"), imaginary (online) place where anyone with 1/4 (a fourth, to numerologists) of a brain, a keypad and Internet connection can seek social approval (glory or fame), while attempting to provide accurate meanings for newly coined or preexisting words and phrases--usually slang and colloquial terms.

These posts are usually laced with "attitude"--a typically urban street-strutting, in-your-face, fuck-you-if-I-care way of writing, talking and shouting (IF POSTED IN ALL CAPS).

Users who post definitions may achieve a good laugh or widespread understanding of the term defined.

A pathetic few achieve mere mockery--or full-on, pee-soaked, mind-fucked embarrassment due to lack of intelligence, drunken/drugged posting or being beat on by drunk, high or FUBAR people while posting.

The worst results come from vague definitions, meandering prose posing as erudition, atrocious spelling (a troll! shush spelan), and Palinesque examples that fit like a trout wearing Spanx.
Dude 1: Whuut? I yoou dndt spal thet kerrectleee? Duuude, i aws wayyyy hi men!

Dude 2: Posed it ta erbin dikstinary. Iy was drunky to.

Dude 1: Hay whaddas SUCK rilly mean like rily i nvr got nun on my dkc.

Dude 2: Gitta dam hadn offmy nek U LLLOOOOOSER hay Put er ggogllookorp on ubann DIcktmnaary o coputer now man.

Dude 1: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ppppppppfffart

Palin: Looky, Ma! I got a teevee show about some fish and bears! It pays 12 million dollars. Gee shucks, I got a Twitter and I'm gonna post a folksy new word to the Urban Dictionary now!

"Bearicious" - it means a delicious, vicious bear I just killed with my gun and Todd ran over with his snowmobile ta make sure it's killed dead! Let's eat, kids!
by Tee$ May 22, 2011
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Oxford Dictionary

The worst dictionary on the planet, contains no factual evidence and makes serious errors on words like ditto.
Eminem does not carry the Oxford Dictionary, he carries the supreme Urban Dictionary.
by Hot Gay Guy June 13, 2024
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Urban Dictionary

This website. If you did not know that, then learn to read. PLEASE.
by Lavender Rainbow Sorbet January 24, 2023
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urban dictionary user

someone who still says "that's what she says"
they think everything has something to do with sex.
person 1: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!11!!
person 2: *under breath* urban dictionary user.
by reallystinky December 7, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

Look on your computer screen in the top left corner.
Urban Dictionary: The Best place to find out what your friend means when he called you a guido.
by RicoSwavey July 4, 2009
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