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taco bombing

Taco Bombing is when i women squats down and her flaps press against the face of a male/female.
Quick, go do some taco bombing that guy over there! Make sure your flaps are out.
by Mr Vigorous Shagger November 4, 2013
mugGet the taco bombingmug.

Tacoes

Can't find an honest bitch in the 253. ya'll are tacoes
by hindudu April 5, 2015
mugGet the Tacoesmug.

glossy taco

Slang for glossy topcoat. (Nail polish world) Simplynaillogical invented the word
"Dang! That holo polish is so spicy it doesn't need any glossy taco!"
by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 April 18, 2018
mugGet the glossy tacomug.

Tijuanan Taco

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
mugGet the Tijuanan Tacomug.

Glossy Taco

Christine's slang word got glossy top coat on her fingernails
And next, we add a glossy taco ~SimplyNailogical
by Duhits_5 April 18, 2018
mugGet the Glossy Tacomug.

Taco

if you call someone a Taco, you basically call them dumb.
"Hey Taco!'
"hi"
"LOL L"

or

"Ur such a Taco"
"damn bruv"
by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ June 25, 2021
mugGet the Tacomug.

HOT TACO

When a guy shits in a girls vagina.
She let someone shit in her vagina. That was a HOT TACO.
by bettyhamster May 24, 2019
mugGet the HOT TACOmug.

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