Euphemism for prostitution.
Phrase that originated from the dark satirical comedy show Jam created by Chris Morris in the sketch Sex For Houses, where words such as session and arrangement are distinct euphemisms for selling sex.
Phrase that originated from the dark satirical comedy show Jam created by Chris Morris in the sketch Sex For Houses, where words such as session and arrangement are distinct euphemisms for selling sex.
by Sal1981 January 11, 2008
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"Are you having fun?" Lilly shuddered as she came.
"So much" Kylie replied.
Then Kylie reached for her vibrator and used it on Lilly's clit. Lilly shuddered with and orgasm over and over again until she ripped the vibrator out of Kylie's hand and did the same to her. They repeated this over and over again throughout the night and woke up the next morning they agreed it was the best lesbian sex they had ever had.
by sh May 12, 2015
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I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
by That.one.queer November 1, 2020
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2. An act of intercourse that involves inserting the penis, fingers or another object into the anus in order to provide stimulation and pleasure to the reciever, and/or giver. May involve lubricants in order to ease movement. Can be done alone or with a sexual partner.
3. A sexual act that is prohibited by certian religions as
"unclean" or "impure", such as in Orthodox Judaism and in some circles of Christianity.
4. A sexual act that is banned in certian countries and states, such as Mississipi, USA.
2. An act of intercourse that involves inserting the penis, fingers or another object into the anus in order to provide stimulation and pleasure to the reciever, and/or giver. May involve lubricants in order to ease movement. Can be done alone or with a sexual partner.
3. A sexual act that is prohibited by certian religions as
"unclean" or "impure", such as in Orthodox Judaism and in some circles of Christianity.
4. A sexual act that is banned in certian countries and states, such as Mississipi, USA.
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by L'Ora June 3, 2009
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by Chris Pryer December 30, 2006
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Pete told me he could milk me like a cow and even worked out if there was space for extra udders - what a Sex Clown!
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