Court Imposter Syndrome

When a person, either male or female, shows up to divorce court to “fake poor” in order to sway the judge to decide more in their favor and leave them less liable.

I studied up on how to truly embody the edge of homeless part, replete with the right degree of b.o., so there’d be no suspicion I was attempting to manipulate the court with just another lame and transparent example of Court Imposter Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

Brian Cox syndrome

The psychological syndrome whereby the sufferer feels the need to wistfully look up at the night sky , spit out some meaningless physics equations and say the word "vast" several times.

(looking up at the night sky)

person 1. "space is truly vast perhaps even infinite"

person 2 . "you have classic Brian Cox syndrome"

by Alike Jousts September 23, 2012

Cuddly Wuddly Syndrome

This means that something is so cuddly, it makes you want to hold it 24/7!
In other words, you can let go of a object.

Mollie "Hey I can't let go of my fluffy cat Apollo,he's so cuddly"

Jimmy " I think your suffering from cuddly wuddly syndrome."

by Ling ling 2013 September 7, 2013

John Travolta Syndrome

1. (noun) A condition that occurs in a certain percentage of human males whereby the face gradually and irreversibly widens with the advancing onset of middle-age, transforming a once devastatingly handsome specimen of masculinity into a bloated parody of its former glory. Also known as Laurence Fishburne Pumpkinhead Disorder or the Widening. There is no cure, nor does the physical fitness of the subject have any impact.

Leo DiCaprio seems to be suffering from a mild case of John Travolta Syndrome.

by pototatoe head March 3, 2011

double letter syndrome

On myspace (mostly) or networking sites, or generally the internet, teens often have what is called "double letter syndrome", this is when they spell every word with a double, triple, or more letters than necessary. Can, often times be extremely confusing and just plain annoying.

Britney: "i liiikee him && thee otther guyy too butttt someetimess hee caaan be a totall playyerr"

Anne: "ohhh i totallyy agree huunneeyy, he iss very hott."

this is an example of double letter syndrome.

by GJAY. September 28, 2009

Post-Bust Syndrome

That awful feeling you get after you bust your load. In a matter of seconds, your whole world of fantasies fades away and that porn you were watching, or that girl you were doing suddenly becomes revolting. You wonder what the hell you were thinking, and you bask in your depression until the syndrome resides. PBS usually lasts for up to 30 minutes.

Example 1:

Guy: GUAHHHH! *busts*
*sits there while the porno continues on*
Guy: WTF was I thinking, this post-bust syndrome is AWFUL!
*uses free hand to awkwardly move the mouse and close the porno*

Example 2:

Guy: GUAHHHHH! *busts*
Girl: Wanna cuddle babe?
Guy: Hell no, get out of my sight.

by B68B January 30, 2010

dickie-do syndrome

When a mans bellie sticks out further than his dickie-do

If I continue to to eat like this it'll be no time before i'm suffering from dickie-do syndrome

by Hark the Shark February 25, 2009