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Funnel Suck

When a woman goes down on a man's penis, her lips are so stretched downwards , it makes the appearance of a funnel. The elongate lips are the tip of the funnel, and the rest of her head are the bottom. This is opposite of a kiss sick, where the lips are closer to the face.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How did it go with Charmaine last night?
David: Oh, she was great! When she went down on me, her lips were SO stretched down on my cock, it looked like a funnel tip! She REALLY knows how to funnel suck!
by brooskitooski September 30, 2025
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The 6th month suck

The 6th month suck is an ancient druid tradition going back hundreds of years and must be upheld to honour the faith of all the druids that perished in the dark wars.
It can only be used by couples that are in a relationship. And on the day of the the six months they have been together the female must honour the druids tradition. The male will say to his spouse it is time for you to perform the 6th month suck. At this point the female must then suck the man's penis for no less than half and hour until the druids that have passed have been remembered and the swallowing of the ancient druid juice shall empower the relationship for years to come.
by Corpserooter October 14, 2018
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Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.
by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023
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Suck it

suck it has many uses but its a uncommon known to be gay
dude 1: well you can go suck it
dude 2: No homo bro
Dude 1: what?
by kefferstien March 26, 2019
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Suck bread

An expression used when someone is moving weird and is just pissing you off.
Marvie: this catch phrase is now mine
TLoba: suck bread
by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 13, 2021
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Suck

by Mal (malorry) July 2, 2021
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National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022
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