In life, two things are inevitable

1. Death
2. Taxes

In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.

by thisisevidence March 17, 2010

Memed out of my life

To say/do something to someone that causes them to stop talking to you.

"Oh, Emma? Yeah, she totally memed out of my life."

by Gutie5 September 12, 2017

life liberty and the pursuit of happiness

1. we fought for these ideals we shouldn't settle for less
2. unalienable rights

life liberty and the pursuit of happiness we fought for these ideals we should settle for less there are wise words enterprising man quote em don't act surprised you guys cause I wrote em

Owww
But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now place your bets unto who that benefits
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits

by a random hamilton fan January 23, 2020

i earn my life

he do be earning his life doe

dad: i earn my life i earn my life i learned it from my father and i tell it to my wife
kid: dad not again

by human i think February 02, 2023

he gave me life

He was "Everything!"

That guy was so gorgeous, he gave me life! to die for

by ALARMALARM July 19, 2017

Lay-Away Life Sentence

Any amount of prison time which totals more than 2/3 of an offenders life, but is not continous.

"Yea, this dirtbag has been in and out of prison since he was 13 and he's getting locked up again for 10 years now. Serving that life sentence on an installment plan like lay-away life sentence bro!"

by The People's Chump January 17, 2023

three-quarter life crisis

The depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job AND you are over the age of 55.

Jane: "Wow. I cannot believe that after working for The Company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. I have never lost a job before! "
Dick: "Sounds like ageism to me. Welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. Sucks"

by BigKJS November 24, 2016