Fishless John

When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.

-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)

-What a fishless John.

by MoronSonOfBoron! February 15, 2022

John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.

He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John

by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021

John

generic male name

"John Smith"

by Fishwicks June 11, 2023

John

a chubby kid who twerks for fun

that guy is a John

by sano's bf July 14, 2025

John hardy

A gay guy who sucks lots of penis fron the back

John hardy sucks penis

by Historian121 May 27, 2019

What the John?!

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.

Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!

by grammarpolice_# February 7, 2024

John

John deserves a Carlee.

“Who are you with john.”
“oh my girlfriend carlee”

by hgccc November 8, 2021