tits

something i will never have

i have no tits

by mtfc.soph February 2, 2023

Tits

Why kinda horny bastard is searching tits in the urban dictionary?

Person, who is probably horny: *searches tits in the urban dictionary*

by Bonkers.Bisexual August 1, 2019

Give your tits a pull

Get going. Get on with it. Get serious. Sort it out. Similar to ‘give your balls a tug.’ Grow some courage. Motivate yourself.

Brenna - Ash, are you almost ready? We have to be there in half an hour.

Ashley - Ugh. I still have to shower.

Brenna - Jesus Fucking Christ Ashley, give your tits a pull and get going. Fuck!

by tatereno June 3, 2021

Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.

She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.

by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021

Tits naked

Not naked, yet not fully clothed; wearing lower attire only.

‘I went to vomit outside but I wasn’t naked, I had pants on... ....’ (Tits naked)

by Titties_McGee December 13, 2019

tits mgee

Tits mgee is what u call ur husband or ex husband/boyfriend, that has man tits! Big that it's bra time ..lollll

use it as a term of endearment, as caller ID, everything u can use in reference to that asshole with man tits that's pissed u off!!

"Fuck , tits mgee is really pissing me off calling me so much!"
"Hey guys it's tits mgee , guy who thinks he knows everything!"

by Alasvegas July 13, 2019

Tickling your tit

Another way of saying it’s just a joke or pulling your leg or I’m messing with you

Person 1: does this dress make me look fat

Person 2: yes

Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down

by Peepeepoopo man August 26, 2023