by Carl_Time March 5, 2009

A ridiculously small piece of male swimwear typically worn by out-of-shape older men. The combination of swimwear and wearer thereby exposes an excessive amount of unattractive flabby, pasty flesh, and leaves far too little to the imagination.
It was named for former Formula 1 personality and manager Flavio Briatore, noted for favouring this type of swimwear in public, and thus being featured in the worldwide media dressed this way.
It was named for former Formula 1 personality and manager Flavio Briatore, noted for favouring this type of swimwear in public, and thus being featured in the worldwide media dressed this way.
Ed: Hey Tone, check out the old dude in the Speedos on page 23.
Richard: That's Flavio Briatore.
Tony: They're too small for Speedos. He's wearing a Flavio bag.
Richard: That's Flavio Briatore.
Tony: They're too small for Speedos. He's wearing a Flavio bag.
by Dob in a Nerd April 5, 2013

by the_foreigner May 14, 2011

by Ikea6969 March 5, 2009

Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."
Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."
Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."
by bronerfactory December 4, 2009

Similar to the idea behind "don't cry over spilled milk", this phrase is widely useful. In a situation where something sucks for person A, person B might have the feeling like, well what are you gonna do, you cant do anything, so get over it, as in shit in a bag, man, there's nothing you can do about it. Thus, person B would say, shit in bags.
Props to Jen Smith, of Chicago, IL.
Props to Jen Smith, of Chicago, IL.
by claire_nelson August 4, 2006

by Michael Kompa March 3, 2005
