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Enima Bag

Joe:"you could fart on his pillow and he'll get pink eye"
Jim:"yeah right you enima bag"
by Carl_Time March 5, 2009
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Flavio bag

A ridiculously small piece of male swimwear typically worn by out-of-shape older men. The combination of swimwear and wearer thereby exposes an excessive amount of unattractive flabby, pasty flesh, and leaves far too little to the imagination.

It was named for former Formula 1 personality and manager Flavio Briatore, noted for favouring this type of swimwear in public, and thus being featured in the worldwide media dressed this way.
Ed: Hey Tone, check out the old dude in the Speedos on page 23.
Richard: That's Flavio Briatore.
Tony: They're too small for Speedos. He's wearing a Flavio bag.
by Dob in a Nerd April 5, 2013
mugGet the Flavio bagmug.

pity bag

A pity bag is having sex with someone because you feel sorry for him or her.
God, life totally fucked him up today. I´m gonna throw him a pity bag.
by the_foreigner May 14, 2011
mugGet the pity bagmug.

bag of fag

another way to say "fag". usually used to descibe homosexual people or people you just dont like.
ikea- "I hate that bag of fag."
avalon- "who?"
ikea- Daniel, duhhhhh.
by Ikea6969 March 5, 2009
mugGet the bag of fagmug.

muffle bag

a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.
Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."

Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."
by bronerfactory December 4, 2009
mugGet the muffle bagmug.

shit in bags

Similar to the idea behind "don't cry over spilled milk", this phrase is widely useful. In a situation where something sucks for person A, person B might have the feeling like, well what are you gonna do, you cant do anything, so get over it, as in shit in a bag, man, there's nothing you can do about it. Thus, person B would say, shit in bags.
Props to Jen Smith, of Chicago, IL.
Person A: "My bike just got stolen!"
Person B: "shit in bags, man, nothing you can do about it."
by claire_nelson August 4, 2006
mugGet the shit in bagsmug.

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