nipple-to-ass

a girl putting her nipple into a guys asshole in order for him to experience sexual pleasure.

guy 1: My girl gave me wicked nipple-to-ass last night. then i jizzed on her face

guy 2: My girl will only do that on my birthday! ...lucky bastard.

by ilovenippletoass January 11, 2010

Ass Pwnage

The act of taking a man's penis, and inserting it between a female's butt cheeks, The man then tells the woman to stand on her head while the man jumps up and down.

My girlfriend let me give her Ass Pwnage last night, Now my dick is really sore.

by Extremist16 June 6, 2009

ass murder

(1) murder committed by a donkey.

(2) a murder committed by sitting on someone's face and farting. Ergo the phrase "silent but DEADLY."

(1) Did you hear about the donkey farmer who was ass murdered?

(2) Please, anything but an ass murder!

by iceisnice July 29, 2011

douch -ass

A derogatory term for people that give out props in myspace forums.

Anthony: I am a propmaster!
Nathan: No, you're just a douch -ass.

by AceEnder October 11, 2006

ass shitting

the act of shitting in someone elses ass

i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006

ass clown

someone whos a total ass. usually pisses off others by their general existance

zac is a total ass clown

by dood faygo November 10, 2008

ass nuts

Dingleberries/hemmoroids.Anything dangling from the ass region.

My ass nuts are killin' me today.

by Tri-State dumb asses January 31, 2008