A butt Weasel is a person who is considered a scrawny little weirdo you'll often witness them Yelling at people of authority, females and their own mothers. at night the butt weasel curls into a ball like position and contemplates its next stupid move of the following day. Its main task at work is to do absolutley nothing and become very agitated once they are summoned to do physical labor at their job.
Wow i cannot believe that Guy is yelling at his female boss like that, although it had planted many trees and are physically tired doesnt mean the butt weasel can do absolutley nothing at work, occasionally will say multiple retarted outbursts
by Res562cue May 14, 2016
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"I went to the doctors and had Butt Nuts now its less painful when I fall on my ass and more comfort when I sit down"
by Sargent Gamer May 30, 2016
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by Chlike June 1, 2016
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by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016
Get the butt golfing mug.Taking one cheek and rubbing your fist on it. Then taking the other cheek and rubbing your other fist on it. Can't be your own cheeks.
"Wow, she just gave me the best butt noogie. She must've gone to school for it because she taught my ass a lesson!"
by blobfish202 September 25, 2016
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by Enamored September 8, 2016
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by jshay10 August 31, 2016
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