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fuck off

"Excuse me, would you like to buy a copy of The Big Issue?"
"No. Fuck off!"
by Lee September 18, 2002
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dry fuck

The rub ones body up against another but remaining fully clothed.
by erdinger June 4, 2003
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Face Fuck

When a female lays on a bed with her head hanging of the end. she bends her head back so that the throat is straightend so that a penis can be inserted without resistance. The male continues to insert and remove his penis in a fast pace.
Jenny is lazy so Matthew has to face fuck her every time
by MIKE DICHELLO August 29, 2005
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purple fuck

Synonym for a cocktail also known as a "purple jesus". Usually made with Vodka, grape juice and ginger ale (variants include blue curacao,southern comfort etc)
by DJKham August 20, 2008
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sugar fuck

when you have a deep urge to beat off, yet your mother found out about and took your stash of 4 bottles of baby oil (approximately a month's worth of beating off), so you use sugar as a lubricant, and then to not waste it, and sort of as payback to your mother, you sweep up all of the sugar you used to beat off, as well as the jizz, and make your mother tea with it saying "i am sorry mom. I love you, and i made you tea"
*hands tea to mother
*mother immidiately starts vomiting upon swallowing the clumpy liquid
*with jizz stretching from her top teeth to bottom teeth as she talks, and vomit spewing from her nose, mother says playfully "Did you sugar fuck this?"
by Val Ryan Rafanan aka "Tommy C December 4, 2013
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Fuck The Way

Utter shock. Commonly abbreviated as FTW. An expression used when one cannot possibly fathom what he/she has been told or is seeing.
Cassius: My friend remodelled his car engine using YouTube tutorials
Xavier: Fuck the Way!!!
by ballin_contingency January 11, 2015
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Brush Fucking

Mike and Phi had never been brush fucking before, untill they went camping.
by Brent Alan November 29, 2007
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