Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017
When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it
by Chickenhandler3000 October 7, 2021
adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed
Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay
Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay
Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."
Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."
Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"
by OcotilloPatient June 15, 2018
Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.
Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.
by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023
You.
by Bewhiyouraremdkdkdmsk September 12, 2021
Cummy Pissing♡
by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 17, 2020
Carley: “Yo I’m pissing rn. He’s making me so mad”
Sean: “same”
Or
Lexi: “dalton is absolutely pissing rn”
Sab: not surprised
Sean: “same”
Or
Lexi: “dalton is absolutely pissing rn”
Sab: not surprised
by Sabisfab April 7, 2022