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National booty pic day

It’s time to send some booty pics 🤷🏻 ♂️
by BigDragoon January 25, 2021
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National Creampie Day

On this day November 18 any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.
Did you know today is National Creampie day and I get to put you in a pretzel
by Marcus502 November 18, 2024
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National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 22, 2023
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National Blowjob Day

On the 30th of July it is officially National blowjob day.
A newly Introduced international day created and made by the President of the United States Donald Trump. He quoted “today will hereby be known as National Blowjob Day.”
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020
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national emo people day

19th of december is known as the national emo people day.
Aneta is emo and today (national emo people day) is her day
by youxbahajaj December 18, 2023
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National Boyfriend Day

A day that single guys find out that every girl they are interested in is taken
I was thinking of asking out Emily, but she posted a pic with some guy on national boyfriend day, so it turns out she is taken.
by anaxe September 29, 2020
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