national sleep together day

a day where you can sleep with ANYONE you choose no matter what they have to say yes so choose wisely

Person 1: hey bro did you really ask her to sleep with you?
Person 2: yeah man its national sleep together day.
Person 3:hey will you sleep with me?

by i'm retarded as fu- October 12, 2021

National shag Brodie day

April 24th is national shag Brodie day go up to Brodie and drop those panties

It’s April 24th it’s national shag Brodie day

by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020

National Get a Gf Day

On March 17, it is national get a gf day
Go get you a love of your life on this day

Hey , u wanna go out with me

Adeline- yesssss

Austin - I love you baby🥰
National Get a Gf Day

by Onions smell March 15, 2020

national kid kicking day

October the 11th, kick the kid you hate the most
yes you can kick your little sibling.

kid: *says cringe joke*
you: *kicks kid*
kid* OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
you: its national kid kicking day
kid: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

National make out day

National make out day is when you garb your BF, GF, or best friend and make out. This day occurs on 4/14

National make out day is when you make out with a friend

by National make out day May 26, 2018

National grab ass day

Me: yr bout to get freaking clapped

Friend: why
Me cause is grab ass day, gimme them cheeks

April 15 is national grab ass day

Again

by National ass grabbing day April 12, 2019

National Pussy Licking Day

a day for the ladies to get free head on 28th of February

Hey bitch it’s National Pussy Licking Day, get on ur knees cunt

by jamima77 December 10, 2020