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Little man syndrome

The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.
Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.
by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024
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Little Nicky

When saliva from oral sex rolls down to the buttocks but isn't removed post activity and creates an abrasion from further daily activities before showering; similar to swamp ass.
"I really should have taken a shower after my big date last night, now I've got a 'Little Nicky' starting to sizzle.
by HiddenRebel January 30, 2024
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Little Oppenheimer

A Little Oppenheimer is a narcissistic abuser who destroys every aspect of your life. Your finances are ruined, your mental health is destroyed and even your friends avoid you because your romantic partner is that awful.
Me and Killian broke up a year ago over his narcissistic tendencies and a year later he's still harassing me. He's a little Oppenheimer.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023
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Little shit

An offensive name to call someone who is annoying especially in terms of a small child
Karen's son is an annoying little shit that gets whatever he wants and is constantly throwing temper tantrums
by tiddylicker420 May 27, 2020
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Little Bitch

Your baby dad
“He can’t watch his kids because he’s a little bitch.”
“This little bitch cares more about what I’m doing than how his kids are doing.”
by Thtmfgirl March 19, 2022
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little bitch

Todd is a little bitch. or Where is that little bitch at.
by toddsdaddy November 18, 2019
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A little this a little that

Another way of saying that you run a coke factory but you don’t want other people to know. Someone that says this likely rides a motorized bike and plans on driving a Bugatti one day
Tyler do you want to hang out at the mall today?

Tyler: I can’t sorry I’m doing a little this a little that after school.
by Pinewood tree November 12, 2022
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