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Skype farts

when someone, Nicole, decides to fart on a video chat application and then blame it on others around them, in the call. This can be pulled off by anyone but normally the girls do it, Nicolette.
*FART*
Harold: dang nate, was that you?
Nate: nah breh I don't do that shit.
Harold: Nicole was that shit u?
Nicole: NO NO IT WASNT ME!
Harold & Nate: pfft. always letting them Skype farts go.
by ThatSuperiorN January 23, 2014
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Blood Fart

The sudden, uncontrolled openening of the sfinchter muscles, letting out an unexpected expulsion of blood from the anus. Like a period, only from another opening.
"I had to crack a rat in the doctors office. It turned out to be a blood fart."
by The Tangible Laugh June 21, 2016
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farts nuggen

n. The act of allowing one's lips and cheeks to vibrate while pressed firmly between another's ass cheeks and exhaling forcefully.
It usually elicits many giggles and protests from the victim to stop.

syn. fartserbit

Additional examples:
Similar to a zerbit, this is done with your face is pressed in between the ass-cheeks of another person.
You then exhale out of your lips forcefully, similar to the way you would blow on a musical trumpet or do the "motorboat" to a pair of large breasts.
The resulting sound is similar to the sound of one passing gas.
He had his face between my ass cheeks and gave me a farts nuggen!
OR
I thought I was farting on his face when he gave me that farts nuggen!
by daggit September 15, 2010
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Sticky Fart

Nut in the ass and the cum stays in the anal cavity until they fart.
I finished in her and she ripped a sticky fart in class the next day.
by Gilbert The Sex Demon November 24, 2019
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[fart chameleon]

(1) noun. in an operational sense, one whose flatulence actually closely mimics the olfactory properties of another's flatulence

(2) noun. in a social sense, one who takes on the characteristics of the clique, in which he/she seeks to belong
Usage 1:

Bro 1: "Brah, did you fart or was that me?"

Bro 2: "There's no way to tell, you're a fart chameleon."


Usage 2:

Bro 1: "Brah, I don't get it, in high school she was a goody-two-shoes, then she gets into college, ditches her old friends, and becomes a drunken slam pig. What gives?"

Bro 2: "It's simple brah, she's a fart chameleon."
by Smut Hunter December 9, 2008
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Fart-jack

The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.
I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017
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Fart Marble

When a fart takes the high way to the cooch
"I thought I was gonna fart but it just turned out to be a fart marble."
by MyNameIsPathfinder September 17, 2019
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