pity bag

A pity bag is having sex with someone because you feel sorry for him or her.

God, life totally fucked him up today. I´m gonna throw him a pity bag.

by the_foreigner May 14, 2011

Enima Bag

One who is full of shit.

Joe:"you could fart on his pillow and he'll get pink eye"
Jim:"yeah right you enima bag"

by Carl_Time March 5, 2009

Flavio bag

A ridiculously small piece of male swimwear typically worn by out-of-shape older men. The combination of swimwear and wearer thereby exposes an excessive amount of unattractive flabby, pasty flesh, and leaves far too little to the imagination.

It was named for former Formula 1 personality and manager Flavio Briatore, noted for favouring this type of swimwear in public, and thus being featured in the worldwide media dressed this way.

Ed: Hey Tone, check out the old dude in the Speedos on page 23.
Richard: That's Flavio Briatore.
Tony: They're too small for Speedos. He's wearing a Flavio bag.

by Dob in a Nerd April 5, 2013

muffle bag

a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.

Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."

Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."

by bronerfactory December 4, 2009

bag of fag

another way to say "fag". usually used to descibe homosexual people or people you just dont like.

ikea- "I hate that bag of fag."
avalon- "who?"
ikea- Daniel, duhhhhh.

by Ikea6969 March 5, 2009

Bag of chips

Bag of chips
bag-uf-chps
Noun
1 Slang for “dildo”

John: Broh, whats your favorite flavor of Bag of chips, ribbed or barbed? I like Elephant barbed.
Bob: wut

by ~Dork December 13, 2019

Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007