Ass Goblin

A very disturbed person who will have an iritable obsetion with goblining peoples ass's. Also known an a 'Bum Bandit'.

"Hey dude can I goblin your ass?"

"No dude."

"Kmon, it's just a litttle goblining."

"Fuck'n, no you stupid Ass Goblin." etc.

by Wha in the shit of all shit? June 28, 2009

bear ass

an extremely hairy butt

Look at Josh over there in the shower, he has such a bear ass.

by BarnManagement April 19, 2005

ass cakes

when shit dries on the ass hairs and hardens,

When I woke up this morning, I obviously did not wipe my ass good enough because I had some ass cakes dangling from my ass.

by Roger Golding February 19, 2003

Ass Fucker

Ass Fucker: an offencive name given to a male who has sexual intercourse with another male or female in the anal(or rectem) area.

Frank is an Ass Fucker.

by ~Keyona January 9, 2004

ass it up

When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.

That motherfucker done came to my crib and assed it up in my motherfuckin' heezy!

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

Jive Ass

1. A complete dumbass that is dumber than a brick shithouse

2. A highly exaggerated story.

1. Dave was acting like a jive ass when he decided to rob a bank.
2. That is such a jive ass story.

by Blank Screen January 1, 2012

ass hole

Where Gay people go to show there love.

1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.

by Matt May 13, 2005