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super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.
I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Super Sit Up

When one sit ups so hard and fast they lawn chair themselves and it's hilarious
"I was hanging with Wyatt yesterday and you know him. Fitness nut. But then it happened."
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"!?!"
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"!?!?!?!?..."
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".....!?!??! What happened??"
"HUH?? Oh what? I spaced out"
"What happened yesterday?"
"Oh Wyatt super sit upped and popped his back. Hes kinda stuck at home now"
"...I hate you"
by RetributionVII June 29, 2018
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super jc

super jc is not very tall today
by sprout_R3D_Jc February 1, 2021
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Super Gayphobic

A robust hate or weird feeling caused from hearing, seeing or talking about the gay community or a gay person in 1
Person 1: Damn bro! I just found out my friend was gay wanna go hang out with him later
Person 2: Why would you ask me that didn't u know I am Super Gayphobic

Person 1: Oh never-mind
by MildToastWithRoastHotdog April 11, 2021
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super cool swag bag

a back pack with an aztec design in which a male of female will carry on their back. person should walk wth general swagger whilst carrying a super cool swag bag. they can be purchased from topman/topshop.
"hey dude,youve got a 'super cool swag bag"
"have you heard about dans super cool swag bag?"
"i would like a super cool swag bag"
by tizkellin November 9, 2012
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Super soldier

A physically or mentally superior soldier to standard soldiers in that they are more capable is some extraordinary way.

Many sci-fi programs list telepathy or remote viewing as super soldier qualities and they are however Olympic athletism, uncommonly mentioned significantly increased heart rates, or being able to think in higher dimensions are also super soldier abilities when combined with combat.
Thats not a human being anymore, he's a super soldier. Like can accelerate his heart rate consistently to 240 without reprecussion.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

When a group of gay men meet on grinder and have a big gang bang

Bit again I hate it when he conjures lightning
Quick ! Super ultimate team buddy force unite!
by Uncle rosco July 6, 2018
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