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John in a thong

It’s all gone John in a thong.”
by Daze1997 June 9, 2022
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St john rigby

Denise is kewl, thats all
At. St john rigby, Denise is the best
by Makingwordsinnit May 14, 2019
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John

John is so sexy has a huge ass cock. All the girls and hoes want him he is tall, has brown/green eyes, dark brown hair. He is so sexy all the girls sleep with him and suck his dick. He is also strong, hairy, and athletic.
John has a HUGE ass dick.
by leethalwilson April 12, 2019
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John Achi

- Toilet Seat
- He's the Fatest person you'll ever meet

- Thinks he is boss

- has a crush on a guy named Dhann Benny
John Achi Like Dhann Benny
by Unknown Beast 15 September 8, 2022
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Joey John Joseph

Fattest capper know to man said he
Things he caps about:
His relationship ship with Leah

His sexuality
He did u ask Joey John Joseph

Yea but it’s probably cap
by Cap detection bot January 13, 2021
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Typical John

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.
Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025
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tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom
"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"
by eyvse April 10, 2019
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