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Fart Seed

A small (seed shaped) piece of fecal matter that has escaped your rectum at high velocity whilst letting rip a fart, which then sows its self into your underwear, soiling them
Daz lets rip a big fart.... BUUUURRRRRREERRRERRETTTTTTTTTT

ME: " Fark man, that fart would have definitely seen some fart seeds soil those jocks"
by Donkey Krong October 2, 2016
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Fart Jarrer

When your partner makes you orgasm so hard it jars a fart out.
Last night I hooked up with a fart jarrer, it was both awesome and embarrassing at the same time!
by Ducktard August 14, 2011
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charney fart

really stinking ass!! when the charney family farts!
OMG! Jackie!! that was a major charney fart!
by Kit Kat Katie A September 24, 2007
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farts nuggen

n. The act of allowing one's lips and cheeks to vibrate while pressed firmly between another's ass cheeks and exhaling forcefully.
It usually elicits many giggles and protests from the victim to stop.

syn. fartserbit

Additional examples:
Similar to a zerbit, this is done with your face is pressed in between the ass-cheeks of another person.
You then exhale out of your lips forcefully, similar to the way you would blow on a musical trumpet or do the "motorboat" to a pair of large breasts.
The resulting sound is similar to the sound of one passing gas.
He had his face between my ass cheeks and gave me a farts nuggen!
OR
I thought I was farting on his face when he gave me that farts nuggen!
by daggit September 15, 2010
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fart willy

"omg kalen is such a fart willy"
by smackawilly August 19, 2019
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Fart Marble

When a fart takes the high way to the cooch
"I thought I was gonna fart but it just turned out to be a fart marble."
by MyNameIsPathfinder September 17, 2019
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fart fink

A person who farts and then lies to conceal they had farted.
You're such a fart fink, I know you farted, even you say it was the cat!
by Alchemex May 9, 2008
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