Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.

Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds

by Nion_YT May 8, 2022

but its better if you do

A song written by panic! at the disco. The music video consits of majority of the band looking depressed but the lead singer Brendon Urie is having the time of his life in an illegal strip club. Brendon then gets a lap dance from his onscreen girlfriend and then gets arrested with his girlfriend. Just a normal day in a panic! at the disco music video

"wow my life is pretty shit"
"well at least you didnt get arrested in an illegal strip club like brendon urie in but its better if you do"

by @deathofasinnerx on twitter :) October 20, 2018

Not wanting anything to do with you.

Exactly what it means. Not sending anymore facebook messages, texts,. may include slamming doors if the person you don't want to be involved with shows up at your house.

Sarah: I am not wanting anything to do with you.

Mark: Baby give me one more chance!

Sarah: *slams door*

by peoplethesedays September 2, 2010

why do you remember that?!

A (usually defensive) phrase used when someone brings up something embarassing or something you wanted to have forgotten and you want to divert the subject from you to them

Devin: Hey, Carol do you remember that time you tripped and faceplanted right into my locker? ;) Carol: Why do you remember that?!

by Cassie... January 16, 2011

do some charity work

To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.

Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"
Mark: "Yeah???"
Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"

by danarky June 5, 2003

y u do dat

Why you do that?

Viking, "eye 8 uh bebe."
Fap, "y u do dat?"
Viking, "bkuz."

by Fap October 6, 2003

Make Your Mom Do It

Answer to any problem you may encounter in your journey through life.

A: Damn, I got a shitload of homework
B: Make your mom do it.

A: Can you please pick up after yourself?
B: Make your mom do it.

A: We have a shipment of anthrax that needs to be sent to Iraq by tomorrow.
B: Make your mom do it.

by Tim XYZ November 8, 2003