Butter her muffin

Typically for women with a muffin top. To ejaculate on a women's stomach after pulling out and spread it with your dick, like spreading butter on a muffin.

I don't want to get her pregnant so I'll butter her muffin instead. She might even suck me off after.

by dangodame May 21, 2019

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butter brows

Brows that you only want to see in the dark.

You have nice brows, you should see my butter brows in the light.

by gaymanjenkins October 30, 2021

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hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat

A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.

“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”

by Rizzler faunum gyat December 12, 2024

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Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.

Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.

by pizzleboy November 25, 2023

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