Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019

Flemish Butter Bath

Cumming in a bath then forcing your sister to bathe in it while wanking in a nearby sink.(applicable to penises below 4 inches)

Mark:(on FaceTime) hold on let me spunk in this tub babe( hangs up)
Marks sister: can I have a Flemish butter bath please

by spunkehtub654 July 4, 2025

Butter Buddies

Butter Buddies are also know as Butterflies (The nervous ones you get around your crush) but Butter Buddies are more intense like way more

“I have butterflies and I can’t explain them”

“Someone’s got a case of the Butter Buddies”

by Chickerbangisathang August 20, 2019

peanut buttering

The act of using peanut butter as lube in sexual interactions. So when you cum, peanut butter could come out.

Have you ever peanut buttered someone?

I was peanut buttering her last night bro.

by Thelagend27 May 4, 2018

Nathan's butter

An establishment recognised by some of the worlds top culinary experts, this secret gem hiding in the densely populated areas of Southall specializes in serving high top quality century egg butter. Butter was invented here, the food contains so much energy it can be used as a nuclear fuel rod. The greasy mass is happily consumed by locals and many Fortune 100 CEO's book and eat here. The owner is a jolly person named Nathan, his secret recipe to making the flavourless and creamy butter is with his elbow grease. Nathan was once a desperate person seeking to make a living, he was inspired to make Nathan's butter when he watched Nikocado Avocado. His business has been flourishing since and he has seen a huge return on his investment. He does not need to work a day in his life. In addition to the high quality food, the building has a centralised air conditioning made by Sony.

"Sorry I cant come to Walters funeral!"
"Why the hell not?"
"I have booked a table at Nathan's butter"
"I dearly apologise, please bring some butter back"

by Lester_Crest February 2, 2022

Coke-butter-magic

A jump shot in 2k that is insanely green

Oh my god, Dyson daniels base is so coke-butter-magic

by BigTasty95 February 11, 2024