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Issaquah Middle School

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?
by KingOfNothingAmogus October 1, 2022
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abington heights middle school

A school in Clarks Summit PA! ALSO COMPLETE HELL!!!!!
I go to AHMS (Abington Heights middle school) it’s complete HELL
by DASSBITCH October 16, 2019
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strayer middle school

a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.
“bro you went to strayer middle school?”
“yo stop i have ptsd from that place
by crackheadmack June 4, 2020
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middle finger

the finger next to the forefinger.
"he clicked his thumb and middle finger"
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Forsythe Middle School

A middle school with very poor curriculum and no air conditioning alongside moderately homophobic staff.
Person A) I go to forsythe middle school
Person B) I’m so sorry
by Arne6764 June 7, 2025
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Willie J. Williams Middle School

The best school in Georgia, with the best teachers (Mrs. Williams)
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seward middle school

the school where nobody knows how to walk fast and everybody is emo and gay, and the teachers don’t care what you do
One school I would never go to is Seward Middle School.
by gumballmachine September 25, 2021
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