Mexican

A guy named usually named alex that signed up for the Puddle Pirates but hides it by saying he joined the Army

Hey do you know that Mexican?

Yeah that’s my friend Alex!

He’s a liar!

by BubbaTheBungue March 2, 2024

Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024

Mexican Flashbang

When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.

I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight

by GorditaCrunch August 27, 2023

Mexican soup bowl

A mexican soup bowl is when a boy pulls out (after missionary position) and unloads in her belly button and eats it with a teaspoon.

"last night i was a bit hungry so i made a mexican soup bowl"

by Thermex March 29, 2018

New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.

Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.

by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

Mexican tie

Having sex with four flexible and while one is on your dick two others shove soft tacos in there ass leaving it there until it is you turn to hop on the penis. you take out the soft taco and shove it in the mouth making him through up around his neck.

Rob got a Mexican tie last night.
He's nasty as fuck.

by Mexican t July 5, 2014

Mexican Pipecleaner

A sexual position in which Raul Moonfaced Bitch Garcia lets down her long hair and cuts a few pieces then braids them and shoves it down a man’s pee hole.

Raul the Moonfaced Bitch asks the barber to cut a few strands of her hair and braid them so she could shove give Steven a Mexican Pipecleaner.

by Father Nutbuster March 30, 2025