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texas hoe down

First let me start out and say everything is bigger and better in Texas. Ex. Alexis Texas!! When a cow girl knows how to get down and dirty . Normally entails fucking and she must ride you like a horse. If she don't know how to ride you like a horse she ain't a cowgirl and it aint't a Texas hoe down. That would be a city hoe down.
"Oh man she knows how to do a Texas hoe down lemme tell ya"
"Dude she let me down cause she just gave me a city hoe down"
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Cleveland Browns Downs

A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.
“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”

“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”

“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”
by SunnyofOlmsted October 25, 2017
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lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).
That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .
by Macncheezy March 31, 2017
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Spin down virgin

A magic the gathering player who has not yet used a spin down die of their own
Dude, thanks for taking me to this pre-release for amonkhet. I'll finally lose my spin down virginity
by Talon ze nazi April 16, 2017
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a nice breeze down there

Your dick is out and you feel air passing by it
by gghahshdh June 5, 2017
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Fuck that, get down

Description: one would say this phrase if one was arguing with friend, family and especially your second half the meaning of the saying literally means fuck whatever they're waffling about (u basically cba arguing), and 'get down' implies dancing&partying
Example
Aaliyah:'mate he won't stop arguing with me man'

Paul:'fuck that, get down'
by Heisenberg&Pinkman July 2, 2017
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broke down ho

A woman whose ass is busted, pussy is busted and face is busted from taking too many dicks. A whore who has seen her better days and has lost her value.
by Kunthuffer November 9, 2017
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