I pee on cats

Meow meow meow meow. Meow kitty meow!! Meow 🐈 ⬛

I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 28, 2020

cats-eye crusher

A driver who drifts from lane to lane, unaware that they are doing so

"Pick a lane, you cats-eye crusher!"

by rob heeney March 11, 2004

Quadruple-cat-dare

Noun- Building upon the dare series (Dare, Double Dare Triple-Dog-Dare) a Quadruple-Cat-Dare is the equivalent to 4x the amount of pressure of a regular dare.

John: I Quadruple-cat-dare you defecate on a plate and set it on the teacher's desk with a place card that says "Bon Appetit".
Jack: Deal!

by Corn Flake January 16, 2007

Wish Granting Cat

A cat who can grant wishes

Once there was this cat who could grant wishes. So Jeff raped him.- a story told by Wish Granting Cat

by Woozlee March 19, 2007

The Cat in the Hat movie

a hilarious movie! What's my dream car you ask? The S.H.I.T. mobile from the movie! its a must-see

from the movie...
kid-"you know your tail was just cut off?;quot&
cat-"huh?...HOLY SHIT!!!;quot&

by fuck off u lezbo December 1, 2003

cat scratch fever

An extended definition of cat scratch fever:

A fetish typically refers to males with a love, interest, attraction, or perference for puma and cougars, specifically puma or cougars that are more expereinced at sex, who love cat scratches.

synonym: puma fever

I think I have a cat scratch fever, she was simply too good in bed.

by humanfatw June 18, 2010

crazy cat lady

a elderly lady who has no relative vistors or husband, so to feel better has A lot of cats. she has so many that she and her house legit smell like litterbox. plus she sometimes uses her cat brush as a hairbrush so hair looks weird af

pff whats that smell of cat urine??? ohh its just the crazy cat lady

by fartdogs June 2, 2016