autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’

‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder’

by Daniel19 December 13, 2019

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 30, 2022

Put weight on the bean

When you get hot and heavy on the clitoris.

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.

by Nepenthes126 December 5, 2016

clip his bean

when you hit/punch someone in there head

When I see that n*gga Ima clip his bean

by Miaax27 August 3, 2015

oh swag beans

when u feel very swag but also slightly bean. very good feeling but mildly.

-will you be my quarantine? **pronounced like valentine**
-of course
-oh swag beans

by fetchitlikeitshot February 5, 2021

Bean-Switch

A slur for Mexican-Americans

“Hey, did you hear that Amy was born in America but she’s actually a Mexican? What a Bean-Switch”

by Crackston October 2, 2022

the beans

Slang term for the Robina Shopping Centre in Robina, Gold Coast, Australia

“Hey mate, we’re heading to the Beans this arvo, wanna come?”

by theydiesandgentlethems August 11, 2019