Blood Fart

The sudden, uncontrolled openening of the sfinchter muscles, letting out an unexpected expulsion of blood from the anus. Like a period, only from another opening.

"I had to crack a rat in the doctors office. It turned out to be a blood fart."

by The Tangible Laugh June 21, 2016

balloon fart

when you fart and it sounds like a slowly deflating balloon

When trying to be discrete in class, Nadya Chu tried to let out silent fart, but let out a balloon fart instead.

by pixellen June 19, 2016

Fart Lounge

Another word for someones asshole.

Can also be used as a name for your band.

"You wanna have sex tonight?"

"Yeah! But only if you fuck me in the fart lounge."

by SukenAnDikk June 19, 2016

fart canal

The passageway in which a fart must travel to exit. Also know as the anus .

Shut up or I'll make you suck a fart out of my fart canal.

by Skylinefreak24 May 14, 2016

Fart Paste

The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.

Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*

by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019

farts in miami

one of the best songs out by the best singer lil pepe/ baba g/ lil poopy.

Antwohnette: omg did you see baba g new song farts in miami
Charmayanne: yeah its so good baba g is the best syrian canadian rapper/ singer hes also extremley attractive

by its ya boy karim September 20, 2021

Fart Boyz

A group led by the famous Andy Slater, king of the Fart Boyz.

Adam Fart Boy - Charms strippers with his silky tones and witty banter.

Pete Fart Boy - Frites and McCroquette connoisseur. Once dodged a moving tram.

Lewis Fart Boy - Split personality, Jekyll and Hyde type that can save a night out and ruin one depending on alcohol consumption.

Andy - Glorious leader and famed pervert 😏

For fuck sake, the Fart Boyz just banged your sister.

by Brooksy Biscuits July 15, 2021