Old-hoe Saggins

Taken from the popular "Lord of the Rings" character Frod Baggins, Old-hoe Saggins is what you refer to an older lady whose boobs are drooping

I went to that party last night, and it was just full of Old-hoe saggins!

by Mikey T December 16, 2004

dissin' ma hoe

To insult someone by 'dissing' their girlfriend.

Harry: Yo cunt what the fuck are you doin' with that ugly bitch, man, she's a fuckin' minger, ya get me?
Dave: Shut ya mouf mate if you're dissin' ma hoe i'm gonna fuckin' twat ya, ya get me?

by Trenounde May 13, 2004

pick me ass hoe

A girl who puts down all other girls to make herself look better.

Mediocre Girl: “Hayley is so ugly”

Boy: wow “‘Mediocre girl’ is such a pick me ass hoe”

by Ronnie_131 June 6, 2018

Closet Bro Hoe

A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.

"Yeah, I like subnoize music and whiteboys. I'm kind of a closet bro hoe."

by RaeMac January 7, 2010

National Hoe Day

August 11th is National Hoe Day is the day all hoes send a nude to the guy they talk most to.

Mike: I can’t wait till August 11th it’s National Hoe Day

Todd: Neither can I!

Mike: I hope it’s Kady that sends me a nude!

by Sc me @Themexicanemo August 10, 2018

gay hoe me

Hes a gay hoe

Gay hoe me

by Sdfhdfhdfghdfghdfghdfg May 5, 2017

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope

When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake

My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.

by JasonR47 April 1, 2020