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Sex Tennis

The sexual act between two men and a woman (preferably a hooker) whereby one man is on one bed and the other man is on the other bed. The first man starts out by fucking the girl on his bed and after a short while throws the woman onto the other bed where the other man catches her and proceeds to fuck. The first man to cum is the loser of the match. A game of true stamina.
Phil and Bruce played an epic game of sex tennis on Wednesday. Unforturnaly there had to be a loser because Phil unloaded a monster load on the girl after only 3 rounds.
by Predator6 July 27, 2009
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Butt sexing

The act of having sexual intercourse in the butt.
The act of having anal sex.
Joe's new desktop background is a black man butt sexing a penguin.
by Bob O'connor July 16, 2008
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Sex in a Basket

Really Really Good. Something that is so good that you cant describe it by any other way so you just say Its like sex in a basket!
Dude I just bought an chocolate cake... its like sex in a basket.
by Scuba Steve Unit December 25, 2007
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Sex Tourette's

The act of screaming obscenities while climaxing during sex.
My girlfriend suffer's from sex tourette's. She shouts out @#%$ when we have sex.
by Windex24 October 14, 2008
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Anal Sex

When the crack you attack is the track in the back.
If you need an example of what anal sex is...your too young to read this.
by DonnieLee August 7, 2006
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sex muffin

|seksˈməfən|
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.
"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."
by S.M.x2 January 9, 2010
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anal sex

Okay, seriously, i have read about 4 pages of these and guys talk about girls literally shitting all over the place. You cant expect to just shove it up in her ass...and you shouldnt do this with complete strangers, ya never know who elses ass they have been up...I personally LOVE anal sex because when i do do it, its done right. If your worried about your girlfriend "Shitting" all over you (which rarely happens unless her ass is stretched out THAT much ick anyways) Ask her to do an enema a few hours before...it only takes 5 minutes and it COMPLETELY cleans the rectum out and its healthy to do..leaving room for your cock or plug for Double Pen, depending on what your in to and its MUCH more pleasurable...and there is NO mess or as some of you idiots would put it "corn shit" or whatever you guys said...Anal Sex is VERY pleasurable and orgasmic if you fucks would do it right...try the enema before, guaranteed its 100x better... Have a good one :D
by Megs32 February 13, 2008
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