When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
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A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.
As Lawren walked into the school, she could feel the Mexican Discharge clinging to her shoes, leaving a trail of wet, brown sludge across the freshly mopped tile floor. Without realizing it, she tracked it through the hallways, into every classroom she entered. From math to science to English, each room now bore the same streaks of grime on the once-clean floors. By the end of the day, the janitor just shook his head, muttering about the endless battle against this Mexican Discharge.
As Lawren walked into the school, she could feel the Mexican Discharge clinging to her shoes, leaving a trail of wet, brown sludge across the freshly mopped tile floor. Without realizing it, she tracked it through the hallways, into every classroom she entered. From math to science to English, each room now bore the same streaks of grime on the once-clean floors. By the end of the day, the janitor just shook his head, muttering about the endless battle against this Mexican Discharge.
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