Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 21, 2012

red mexican sweater

When a woman has her vagina worn to the point where it appears to have folded inside out and has been left like this for some time. Giving it a dark appearance.

i was totally gonna do that chick till i saw her Red Mexican Sweater

by 141ello December 31, 2016

mexican bullrider

Someone who cums inside you while eating tacos and crossing the border

I love my Mexican Bullrider daddy

by Ccgghg January 20, 2018

Mexican Speedwrench

A crescent wrench

"Hey I need to get off this bolt quickly! Pass me the Mexican Speedwrench!"

by B With The D March 14, 2024

Mexican Fudge

To heat your fecal matter up to 247 degrees Fahrenheit and brand a person’s nipple, cow style.

Mike: “Do you want to try Mexican Fudge tonight?”
John: “After I eat my empanadas!”

by MasPet March 27, 2024

mexican chinchilla

A female or male Mexican that looks like a rabid chinchilla and acts like one too

look at her shes a fucking Mexican chinchilla

by shenae grimes November 14, 2016

Mexican grille

putting a shopping cart over some type of open flame (like a camp fire) and using the grates as your grille

I don't have enough to buy a portable camping grille so we can just make a Mexican grille when we get there

by andboomgoesyourmomlastnight! July 17, 2011