NEW RICHMOND JELLYFISH

A used condom floating in the Ohio River.

I was in Knee boarding and had a New Richmond Jellyfish stuck to my leg.

-C. Bowman

by Kd84 April 7, 2025

Paraguayan Rahab Jelq

An ancient, and near-impossible technique of jelqing where one jelqs to the roaring heartbeat of Rahab, the monster of the waters. Once finished, you witness as your penis becomes enormous, and cancerous. Lumps form on your newly endowed member, and you watch as veins burst in a gradient of green and red. Your penis is now heavier than you are, and it hurts. The urethra opens ans shoots out puss, but then, Rahab swims out of your urethra. Your penis tears open and profusely excretes blood as if it were a fire hydrant. Rahab curses you with a damnation above all unholy. No Zimbabwean Flicker Munting, and no Reverse Gorping

I just pulled off a Paraguayan Rahab Jelq and I have to say, I wish i never done so.

by tim cheese is over April 17, 2025

Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025

ladies and jellybeans

Synonym of ladies and gentlemen, used for comedic effect by clowns.

Ladies and jellybeans, boys and girls, today we're gonna perform an amazing, silly circus show in the world.

by Ritacca May 17, 2025

peanut butter and jelly

when you just got done eating peanut butter fudge and eat out a girl while she’s on her period

“Dude, I just got the best peanut butter and jelly from Austin down the hall.”

by LilGuy0468 May 27, 2025

Peanut butter jelly

When you stick your thumb in her b hole and the other 4 fingers in the coot.

My girl loves when I give her the peanut butter jelly. No need to remove the crust with this one but remember to lick your fingers when she’s… I mean you’re done.

by Buddha2.99 February 15, 2026

trick of the jelly

trick of the eye

oh i thought you said that, must have been a trick of the jelly

by agstwtge February 19, 2026