Crazy Blue Sillys

A bag of marijuana that you offer to sell to "customers" along with a variety of other dank strains, just so they will be tempted toward the curious name. In reality, crazy blue sillies is a bag of roaches that you sell the poor sucker for sixty dollars an eighth.

Yo man, I've got three different types that I'll sell you for sixty dollars an eighth: Sour Deisel, White Widow, and, my favorite, Crazy Blue Sillys." "Wow man, I've never heard of Crazy Blue Sillys, but it sounds really really dank." "Alright dude, that will be sixty bucks." "Here you go man." "Thanks here's your bag" (leaves) "Crap!! that guy gave me a bag of roaches. shoot.

by mrska37 March 29, 2011

Post-Wank Blues

The intense feeling of shame and loneliness one feels after a hefty wanking session. Tends to be at its worst if the act has been committed in the middle of the day on a weekday, when how pathetic your life is really hits you.

Jeff: Yhhh man i had a serious case of the post-wank blues yesterday, it dawned on me that i should have a job and not be wanking over midget porn

Steve: I know your pain man

by The monkeymon August 25, 2013

black is the new blue

When urban dictionary changed from blue and white to black and white for some reason...

Me: *goes to www.urbandictionary.com*
Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue

by World of Wordcraft November 13, 2016

Shat Blue Lights

To shit blue lights or shat blue lights means to be pleasently surprized, something made you jump or to be frightened. Often used in northen parts of England.

I thought some one broke in after hearing a bang, i shat blue lights

by scouselad August 12, 2010

Blue Lock footballers

These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.

person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."

by J4KE_ May 1, 2023

Karaoke Blue Balls

The feeling when you can't wait to sing your next karaoke song and when your turn comes up the host says "we have a new singer singing Friends In Low Places."

You should have seen John's Karaoke Blue Balls when he had to wait an extra 10 minutes to sing Enter Sandman.

by DJChameleon January 4, 2011

Pepsi Blue

the shittiest drink ever.

"pepsi blue tastes like someone took a dump on a bunch of blueberries!"

by brittles September 12, 2004