"Green is not a creative color."
by Jasper Montgomery April 11, 2023
Get the Greenmug. this is the art of wiping ones bum, while staying continuously aware about the environment. One will double use toilet paper by double folding and then reusing the paper at hand. One may also bypass the paper and go straight to the shower for the cleanse.
Dude, I did my part to stay green, I just green wiped. I'm like that little bear from the Charmin commercial, you know the one having trouble with the little pieces of paper stuck to his ass.
Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"
Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"
by Webster 's Profit December 6, 2010
Get the Green Wipemug. 
by Smack my ass like a drum November 17, 2021
Get the The greensmug. 
Just type essex green into your school computer and get it blocked in the next 3 seconds! Rapid timing guys!
Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color
Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color
by S p a c e January 28, 2023
Get the essex greenmug. Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.
"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024
Get the Long Island Green Teamug.