Chocolate Smoothener

That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.

Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.

by Connor69gaymer420yeet May 14, 2020

Chocolate Popsicle

After a woman finishes taking a shit, a man does anal to her getting his dick covered in shit.

Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.

by K_MoonMan_K August 9, 2019

Cannoli with extra chocolate chips

Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole

Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?

by yomamabawls69420 August 12, 2022

chocolate makeover

When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.

Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.

There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.

by Shidface July 28, 2019

White chocolate stalion

Having a white person stick their dick so deep in you that the cum heats up and turns into white chocalate

Ariana: I got some white chocolate stalion from last night want to try some
Diana: damn you got that good d

by Speedy Freedy Dequaveon August 20, 2020

chocolate vanillia swirl

Chocolate vanillia swirl is the term used when there us more black people in the room then white people.

(johnny sins, steve harvey and, lebron james anre getting steamy in bed)
johnny sins: ugh i love two bbcs at once
steve Harvey: damn right johnny i love myself a chocolate vanillia swirl

by choklitluverzpizza June 2, 2022

Lord of Dark Chocolate

Feyi Opaleye is the Lord of Dark Chocolate. His favorite is Lindt Dark Chocolate. Do not disrespect him or else he will drown you in his dark chocolate fountain.

Do not disrespect the Lord of Dark Chocolate

by god99298843 November 15, 2019