chocolate trump

When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...

"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"

"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 17, 2016

chocolate envy

When a co-worker has a bowl of chocolate on their desk that more people stop at and comment on than another co-worker has at their desk.

Did you see how Mary jumped up to see what kind of chocolate Camile had after the EVP stopped and commented on it? You know she'll buy it for her desk next week because she has chocolate envy.

by bennzz61 January 24, 2010

Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.

To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.

by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025

Chocolate Plato

A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.

Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"

Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."

Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*

This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0

by Jack Herrer June 24, 2020

Chocolate Fountain

When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.

I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong

by popcornchickenboi February 6, 2019

chocolate-sauce pie

The act of smearing diarrhea on the breasts and vagina of a woman during intercourse.

mark: i gave becky the chocolate-sauce pie when she was passed out drunk last night.

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021

white chocolate steamer

When a white raper gives a cleaveland steamer.

Ooooooo dawg I gave that girl a white chocolate steamer

by Diddlewood September 3, 2016