chocolate raccoon

A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.

I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.

by Chocolate Thunder 69420 April 5, 2022

Chocolate cake

When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection

Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake

by Cakeman9876 April 5, 2022

Chocolate Truffle

When a man pretends to be a Pig searching for truffles in his girlfriends anus during sex, sticking his nose in there and taking a huge whiff.

I went looking for Chocolate Truffles with Cindy last night!
Nice bro did you find any?
Pleanty broo.

by Kush master 420 April 8, 2022

Chocolate Fever

When that cold brew hits just right, ynkow what I mean player? That feeling when a man wants to dive straight into the dark void and taste the Forbiden Fruit. When you see a chocolate mama and you don't know the difference from up and down. Symptoms of Chocolate Fever include blindness, increase in libido, and possible cardiac arrest.

Adam-Dam cuzzo, this darkskin chick was all up on me in the subway, I almost caught a case of Chocolate Fever.
Nick-I know what you mean boss we all get a hankerin for some dark meat.

by LegendTwenty7n April 9, 2022

Chocolate Eclair

When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.

Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair

by The Guru of all things Abnorma April 16, 2022

ChocolateKayaker

Someone who is infatuated with African American women

“Jeezus that Sam guy love riding the chocolate river, he’s a real ChocolateKayaker “

by Yehheheheh April 17, 2022

Chocolate Pancakes

Chocolate Pancakes refers to defecating while sitting down on the floor, giving it it's pancake-like shape.

Apparently Martin was responsible for the Chocolate Pancakes left on the floor of the boys bathroom at school.

by Martin993 April 22, 2022