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Goofy ass hoe.

A person(male or female) who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partner and the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner or friends and the cycle continues, or in other words you.
Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a goofy ass hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.
by QIwerty123 November 25, 2021
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Fuck you hoe

It means No
by Mushtush February 15, 2022
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ur bro a hoe

B- ur mom gay
Me - ur dad a lesbian
B - ur granny tranny
Me - ur grandpap a trap
B - ur sister a mister
Me - ur bro a hoe
B- *dies
by B killa69 May 11, 2018
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Bitch ass hoe

Usually a girl named Clara she a bitch who think all boys like her even though she ugly af and her dumbass self is really skinny and is as flat as a pancake
by Super ghost November 21, 2019
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naffy headed hoe

A motherfucker who doesn't help you out when you need it.
You - yo man, I really need $20 to buy some weed
Naffy Headed Hoe - Weed is bad for your health, no.
by Bread-o-phile July 17, 2009
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Santa Claus That Hoe

a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer shit and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. Then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some cum and cookies and spits it on her. The he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present.
Guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe
Guy 2: really?
Guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack
Guy 2: wow!
by Power Surge January 5, 2009
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spiderman dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girl so much
she becomes stuck and can't get away.
i spiderman dat hoe to the wall see Bukkake
by FSK1138 October 14, 2007
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