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minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
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cake

cake
by anonymous February 8, 2022
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Cake baking

look at jaron over there cake baking with ole girl
by Yo momma a hoe January 26, 2023
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Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.
Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.
by Zi7ar21 May 8, 2024
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Cake

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020
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Cake

This homework was cake
by Rockstar156 November 16, 2017
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cake

what everything in the universe is scientifically proven to be made out of
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020
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